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« Reply #100 on: October 16, 2007, 10:01:19 AM »

This is french, i'm french, so i'm posting the translation with it. This is about some dude who's super pissed off, and the ending is ironic. Also tells something about how we don't see the reality on TV, but you guys had figured this out long ago. Anyway, the way he lashes out at everyone is very entertaining.


What he says :
[The phone rings]

Yea ? Lemme talk to that moron.

Yea? Yea ! Well lemme talk to that asshole !

I'm coming, I'M COMING ! Fuck, you PISS ME OFF !
[closes his cellphone]
All you morons PISS ME OFF !
[kicks an old man, who almost falls]
WHAT ? WHAT'S WRONG ?!! FUCK !

Old lady : What you're doing is disgusting !
[The guy kicks her dog, the lady protests]

WHAT IS IT GRAMS ? I'M PAYING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT , AND YOU'RE BREAKIN' MY BALLS ? GO WATCH TV.

And you, little fag ! Fucking youth, social security mentality ! Ah they like gliding sports these morons !

And you, fatass ! Fuck ! You spend your days eating tacos in front of your TV, and just today you decided to walk 3 minutes, just to PISS ME OFF ! Fuckin' you !

FUCK ! [kicks the dog a second time]

All these morons piss me off !

Hey out of my way !
[a car stops as he crosses the street]
You shitty brassy blonde ! Splash out your pay on gasoline, your shitty secretary pay !

Fuck, can't be happening !

And you, with your shitty baby-carriage ! Fuck, oh you're making kids huh ? You're making kids huh ? And you stink like a cod-fish, i'ma invert your CHROMOSOMES ! That's it, shed some shitty tears ! You want cherries ? I'LL STICK THEM UP YOUR ASS, YOUR CHERRIES !

Shit, i'll never make it , fuckin' shit !

What's that SUV doin' here ? The vegetable feels like ramblin' ? Here you go ! Fuck, we do charities for you, and then you break people's balls ?

Hey how you doin'?
How you doin' asshole ?

FUCK !

You're late Patrick.
I KNOW YOU LAME MORON !

My jacket ? Nobody helpin' with my jacket ? There's nobody helpin' ...

Fuck this can't be happening !

Come on, the tie ! Come on, FUCK ! And you ! You're such a lame shit ! You're putting it in my fucking MOUTH ! THE COLLAR ! Glasses...

On the air, in 5, 4, 3,

Fuckin' shit

2, 1...

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your favorite show "To friendship, love and joy" with your friend and servant, Patrick Fedard.

Thanks thanks, i love you, i love you so much !

//voilà !
"No subs ?" you might ask, well this is a pretty old clip, possibly the year 2000 and there is simply no compilation of the show's episodes, not in the form of a torrent anyway. And without torrents, i can't download shit. No torrents, no .avi file. No .avi file, no subs.
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« Reply #101 on: October 16, 2007, 11:03:59 AM »



well, someones never getting laid
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i nearly shit myself reading this
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« Reply #102 on: October 16, 2007, 12:10:02 PM »

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well, someones never getting laid
That's your opinion. I think he's quite straightforward and he doesn't seem to lack confidence. It's something to put your video on the web and talk and risk being ridiculed.
Although he's not exactly handsome right now, i think he'll grow up to be a fine guy.
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« Reply #103 on: November 11, 2007, 12:34:06 PM »

That's your opinion. I think he's quite straightforward and he doesn't seem to lack confidence. It's something to put your video on the web and talk and risk being ridiculed.
Although he's not exactly handsome right now, i think he'll grow up to be a fine guy.

do you watch his other videos? this kid is a joke, its as simple as that, he may have a cult following but he is neither funny nor entertaining...

and what i meant by the never getting laid is that, very few girls would date someone who steals from their purses, gives them BS answers, and breaks their pencils...
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« Reply #104 on: November 21, 2007, 09:03:41 PM »

This video is tits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
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« Reply #105 on: November 21, 2007, 09:55:34 PM »

Ha-ha...that was some funny shit.
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« Reply #106 on: December 07, 2007, 10:17:39 PM »

Funny WoW Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pn4kZyqVRU

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« Reply #107 on: December 08, 2007, 02:32:16 PM »

Crazy frog brothers


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« Reply #108 on: December 11, 2007, 09:12:35 PM »

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1677011
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« Reply #109 on: March 13, 2008, 09:47:30 AM »

THONG  Evil
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« Reply #110 on: March 21, 2008, 11:11:23 AM »

Hard to be God

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« Reply #111 on: March 21, 2008, 11:47:50 AM »

yo that shit is hot man
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« Reply #112 on: March 21, 2008, 11:55:53 AM »

not funny but sweet.
Sl!m $H@DY FTW
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Born Felipe Andres Coronel on the 19th of February 1978, hip-hop artist Immortal Technique is a controversial figure in the U.S. His songs speak of the need for social justice and equality among all races, with special emphasis on the people of color or Latin Americans, but they also cover topics such as the fight against unfair imprisonments or militarism and many others.

His biography is hence quite intriguing, to say the least, and, just like the best anti aging cream is probably going to be lingering over the shelves of all cosmetic stores for many years to come, Immortal Technique’s songs are going to remain hot, fresh and sought after for a really long time. Due to the fact they speak about topics which are to be considered taboos, his lyrics continue to be listened to with the exterior shutters down in most homes.

Immortal technique was born in Peru, in El Hospital Militar de Lima; several years later, his family moved to America in order to escape the harsh living conditions in Peru. Even though they could not afford to buy any terrain a vendre there, they managed to move to Harlem in the ‘80s. Immortal Technique went to Hunter High School, but just like a hip replacement recall is never of good omen, his grades and behavior weren’t any good during high school either. He was the school bully, he harassed other students and he was not afraid to get involved in scandals with drug dealers from around the area. And while his interactions with these drug dealers were not as numerous as used cars in Phoenix are, they still managed to leave an ugly mark on his biography.

Plus, his graffiti did not actually resemble any Dreamweaver templates, but he was famous for his controversial acts of vandalism. His violence against others almost got him expelled in 1996, but he somehow managed to finish high school and even attend college at Pennsylvania State University. This time, his college experience only lasted for two years; he was then charged and convicted and he was eventually imprisoned in Pennsylvania.

In prison, just like a SEO San Antonio company would focus on booting a web site’s ranking, Immortal Technique also focused on boosting his own social ranking. He began studying the policy of religious history, and, finding the inspiration he needed, he began putting his thoughts in lyrics. In 1999 he was paroled and, even though he was first considered some sort of Agen Bola, as no one had heard of him at first, he began to attend freestyle battles he started winning.

From there on, his career started to bloom, as he gave birth to albums such as “Revolutionary Vol 1” in 2002, “Revolutionary Vol 2” in 2004 and “Revolutionary Vol 3” in 2008. He also became a political activist and started to sing about political injustice (check out his opinion on the imprisonment of Mumia Abu-Jamal or the songs on George W. Bush). Despite of the fact that his albums might not have gotten the type of positive reviews African mango reviews are usually comprised of, this has not stopped him from getting involved in future projects, including an important film collaboration. He might not approve the work of the CNA Financial Corporation, but we all need to eat, right?




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Immortal Technique Rapper Biography

Immortal technique is the stage name for which rapper Felipe Andres Coronel is popularly known. His lyrics characterized by its unique mixture of socialist commentary of social class hierarchy, religion, wealth, poverty to contemporary issues touching on governmental and institutional racism. Perhaps you may have come across information about this popular icon as you undertake research for that mba online, or for whatever course you are undertaking, be it bachelors in criminal justice, performing arts degree, governance systems, online nurse practitioner programs, history, or any other course for which you have to do online research.

The rapper was born on the 19th day of February 1978 in Lima, Peru. During the internal conflicts that took place in their country at the time, his parents migrated to Harlem, New York. Probably, in the process of migration to the country, they may have used boats at least once in the journey. Like many American teenagers, the rapper was engaged in various acts against the law that led to his arrest several times, which in one his public interviews admitted that they were selfish and at best childish acts. After completing his incarceration terms, he took up a political science course in a bid to mend his seemingly torn life, while living with his father.

After completing his studies, he was not lucky enough to secure a job in his field of study owing to the unemployment situation prevailing in the entire United States. Like many American fresh graduates who take up it jobs, nursing jobs, waiter and nursing jobs among many other common jobs that may not necessarily need a specialist, he took up a working in a restaurant to earn a buck from which he could live on.

Through his deep interest in championing for equality between the elite and the under privileged in society, and being not a Mesothelioma Lawyer, the rapper begun his music career basing his lyrics on such issues as injustice, exploitation and mistreatment of the poor. This is captured clearly in his desire to keep control over his production, since he strongly believes that in the music industry, the producers normally make a large profit while the artist for who credit belongs, normally end ups earning peanut amounts at the end of the day.

His popular sediments are captured in his albums that include the revolutionary, both volume one and two, and the 3rd world and the middle passage album. the rapper is increasingly involved in prison visits and working with migrant rights activists, though which he speaks to youths and the unprivileged in the society trazer amor de volta. His investments are largely in farmland in Latin America, which like soweto properties is an unpopular investment option for many celebrity figures. His advice to the youth is not much on taking up an aacsb online mba or an online criminal justice degree, but rather it is based on exploiting ones talents and living soberly within the law.

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