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« on: August 09, 2008, 07:28:33 PM »

Make a perfect copy of your own (or your man's) erect penis! Designed by a physician, the Clone-A-Willy is a complete kit that perfectly copies a man’s own penis in super realistic rubber.  Each kit comes with easy to follow instructions and includes everything necessary to produce an EXACT rubber copy of your own unique manhood! Just mix with water, insert your penis, and easily pull away to create a State-of-the-Art dildo right from your own home.  And it lasts forever! Keep that special someone nearby, even when he's far away. Even better, the kit includes a vibration kit for added stimulation.  Don't wait- clone your own!

Kit Contains: Specially timed molding powder, amazing liquid rubber, patented "Liquid Skin", stir stick, vibrating unit, molding tube and easy to follow directions.  (Completely Safe and Non-Allergenic, Contains No Latex)

www.somethingsexyplanet.com/cart/viewitem.cfm/4289/Clone-A-Willy-Kit

I think this is something hilarious you can do with your partner.  Single ladies can come up with hilarious ways to Clone-A-Willy.  Would the fellas be down with doing this? Any comments?
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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2008, 10:09:18 PM »


REBELLE

Okay baby, this came out perfect.  Now let’s do the next one. 

B. O. O.
(tossing hands up)
SITTING ON THE SOFA FLIPPING THROUGH CHANNELS ON THE TV

Do what you gotta do.

REBELLE

Alright baby, hang in there, this is the 3rd one.

B. O. O.

No problem.  How many you doin again?

REBELLE

Seis.

B. O. O.

Cool.

REBELLE

Well alright, thank you for your cooperation.  This really means a lot to me.  You were great.
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2008, 07:33:02 AM »

Although I don't condone willy cloning, I appreciate this being brought to my attention.

Sup Rebelle. As sat's (crackman) told you this mofo is dead as all shit atm. It's a long story ... a long dull tedious story. But for what it's worth welcome. What is there, like 4 of us posting irregularly in this joint?

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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 03:23:21 PM »

SetuT

I like this forum because people on here probably have a lot more in common than at any other hip hop forum they can post on.
 
I can't understand why you woudn't be down with the Clone-A-Willy Kit though.  Perhaps I should write more to convince those not seeing how this is such a fantastic item!

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It is another memento of your relationship, like old letters, pictures, clothing, gifts, etc.

When you break up are you going to ask for your willy back.
If you are divorcing, will this be another stupid item to fight about.

Having a willy of all your old boyfriends in your dresser drawers.  Keeping old boyfriends willies.  Will your man object and believe you should only have his.

Excuse me can I clone your willy? Single woman at the club, bar, store, bank, etc.  asking a desirable brother.

After a break you up, when your girl gets over you and then even stops desiring using your willy whether it takes her months or years:  the ritual she will do: will she burn your willy in a fireplace, the barbecue, or just with her lighter and watch it burn on the concrete ready with a bottle of water in her hand to put it out once it has been all consumed, just toss it in the trash, break it, bite it, chop it, bury it in some soft ground in her neighborhood, toss it in the ocean or a river, etc.

When another woman is flirting with and trying to get with your man.  Tell her if she really wants the dick she can fxck this (clone).  Grab willy from your bag.   Don’t give it to her.  Slap her in the face with it.  Then push that hoe to the ground.  Don’t you ever fxck around!

Having multiple willy clones.  A spare or six.  One for the bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, car, office, purse.

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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 07:31:15 PM »

But isn't one enough?!?

This thing reminds me of Cynthia the Plaster Caster from back in the 60s. She made a statue of Jimi Hendrix's junk and all other famous dudes http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 07:03:46 PM »

i saw this product first months ago at a sex/lingerie store in london. i lol'ed and text marcos about it Cheesy

they have "clone a vagina" too btw
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 11:30:46 PM »

I was wondering whether they had "clone a vagina". Now I know.

I'd do it. =) lol

So we have a clone of Jimi Hendrix's willy but did you know that we have the REAL willy of this man. (read article below) Very funny.
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30 centimeters is about 12 inches long.

The First Russian Sex Museum will Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis

News and photos from the Moscow News (28/04/2004)

The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center in St. Petersburg of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences .

Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica.

There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin [see photo].

“Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept.… Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.


Rasputin, nicknamed “Mad Monk” by historians was born in 1869 in Siberia, arrived in St. Petersburg in 1911 and within a few years had become one of the most influential men in government circles. His rise to preeminence was due to his close relationship with Nicholas II’s wife, Alexandra. The heir to the throne suffered from hemophaelia, and only Rasputin could stop the boy’s bleeding. Because of this, Alexandra believed he was a holy man sent to protect Alexis and she kept him close by at all times.

However, many historians point to the unusual cult that Rasputin practiced at the Emperors’ court — a strange mixture of Christianity and sexual practices. Many of the noble women were believed to be in sexual relations with Rasputin, possibly including the Empress.

At the end of 1916, a group of aristocrats decided that Rasputin’s influence had grown too great and that he had to be killed in order to save Russia. They lured him to the palace of one of the princes; fed him poisoned cakes and wine, shot him and then threw him into the frozen river.

The address of St. Petersburg museum of erotica:
Furshtatskaya embankment, 47/11a (metro Chernyshevskaya), tel.: (812) 320 76 00. Opened daily 8.00 to 21.30
http://www.waytorussia.net/news/2004-04/russian-sex-museum.html 
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2008, 03:50:12 AM »

wow no wonder he was such a playa!

I wonder how the whole clone-a-vag thing works?
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2008, 11:02:34 AM »

im just waiting for the clone a titty kit, then i get to proove that mine are the bomb as titties
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2008, 09:03:55 PM »

Go ahead and clone the entire body then.
Crackman you won’t prove nothing. I got that.
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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 03:16:14 PM »

the things that make ppl wanna substitute willys and vginas..lawl..always crack me up
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 09:29:34 PM »

Go ahead and clone the entire body then.
Crackman you won’t prove nothing. I got that.
y don't u guys show pix instead?

And loj at  this thread
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2008, 12:43:41 AM »

y don't u guys show pix instead?

And loj at  this thread

I don't know about crackman but I am too modest to do that but “Rebelle never lied”. I'm sure crackman's titties are bomb too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J_CvtABLvI

I’m glad people are getting the humor in this.

I’m going to see if I can find more sex toys that will inspire my imagination like this one did.
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2008, 04:03:37 AM »

Satman's titties are da troof!!!
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2008, 09:02:01 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2008, 07:33:05 PM »

Deez titties r da bomb son!
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2008, 12:36:22 AM »

do not spam in this forum, pls..if you're going to do it, moderate yourselves..=p
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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2008, 05:14:12 AM »

IMO this forum is spam
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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2008, 02:10:28 AM »

Imo it'd be a cool product to do for a commercial cause of its unusualness.




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Born Felipe Andres Coronel on the 19th of February 1978, hip-hop artist Immortal Technique is a controversial figure in the U.S. His songs speak of the need for social justice and equality among all races, with special emphasis on the people of color or Latin Americans, but they also cover topics such as the fight against unfair imprisonments or militarism and many others.

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Immortal technique is the stage name for which rapper Felipe Andres Coronel is popularly known. His lyrics characterized by its unique mixture of socialist commentary of social class hierarchy, religion, wealth, poverty to contemporary issues touching on governmental and institutional racism. Perhaps you may have come across information about this popular icon as you undertake research for that mba online, or for whatever course you are undertaking, be it bachelors in criminal justice, performing arts degree, governance systems, online nurse practitioner programs, history, or any other course for which you have to do online research.

The rapper was born on the 19th day of February 1978 in Lima, Peru. During the internal conflicts that took place in their country at the time, his parents migrated to Harlem, New York. Probably, in the process of migration to the country, they may have used boats at least once in the journey. Like many American teenagers, the rapper was engaged in various acts against the law that led to his arrest several times, which in one his public interviews admitted that they were selfish and at best childish acts. After completing his incarceration terms, he took up a political science course in a bid to mend his seemingly torn life, while living with his father.

After completing his studies, he was not lucky enough to secure a job in his field of study owing to the unemployment situation prevailing in the entire United States. Like many American fresh graduates who take up it jobs, nursing jobs, waiter and nursing jobs among many other common jobs that may not necessarily need a specialist, he took up a working in a restaurant to earn a buck from which he could live on.

Through his deep interest in championing for equality between the elite and the under privileged in society, and being not a Mesothelioma Lawyer, the rapper begun his music career basing his lyrics on such issues as injustice, exploitation and mistreatment of the poor. This is captured clearly in his desire to keep control over his production, since he strongly believes that in the music industry, the producers normally make a large profit while the artist for who credit belongs, normally end ups earning peanut amounts at the end of the day.

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